Rick: Okay, well, sometimes, science is more art than science, Morty. These serums, they don't work on anybody related to you genetically. Uh, by the way, Morty, I know you didn't ask or anything, but I'm not interested in having s*x with you. It should neutralize the whole thing, Morty. I-i-i basically mixed this with a more contagious flu virus. It's really gruesome and totally opposite. I mean, they they mate once, and then they, you know, decapitate the partner. You know, praying mantises are the exact opposite of voles, Morty. T-t-t-the serum is piggybacking on the virus. Rick: I didn't realize when I gave you that serum that Jessica had the flu you know, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that might have been valuable information for me, Morty. Morty, the principal and I have discussed it, a-a-and we're both insecure enough to agree to a three-way! If anything ever happened to you, I would kill myself. You're not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake. You don't deserve to carry Morty's genes. Rip my clothes off and mate with me for life! How come you're not at this stupid dance everyone loves so much? Summer: God, grandpa, you're such a dick. for some ice cream.ДЄnd maybe stop by the hospital. Or family means nothing, in which case don't play that card. Maybe davin's digging around in herinsides. Rick: Well, Summer, there's always the possibility that she made the whole work thing up. Summer: Yeah, dad, digging around the insides of horses. Jerry: She's gonna be alone with that guy all night. We don't want you injuring your ball-throwing arm. There's something special about you, Morty so special. в™Є got to be aware of the flu in the air-ness в™Є There was a seven-horse collision, and davin's there alone. Jerry: Wait, i-is loving me the house or the homeless people?Д«eth: Loving you is work, Jerry hard work, like building a homeless shelter nobody wants to say no to doing it, but some people put the work in.Дoes this conversation seem tedious to me?Д«eth: Then I obviously sort of love you, don't I? So stop asking, and maybe I'll love you more.Д¬rap, they need me at the horse hospital.Д«eth: The racetrack had a starlight derby. dangers or anything, or side effects, right?Д«eth: Ugh, what kind of question is that?Д«eth: Jerry, do you want homeless people to have homes? Whoever you smear this stuff on will fall in love with you, and only you, forever. This is the chemical released in a mammal's brain, you know, that makes it fall in love.ДЄll right, Morty, I just got to combine it with some of your dna. It's a it's a rodent that mates for life, Morty. You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass. W-w-w-w-why can't you just help me out once once for once? I'm always helping you with this and that and the other thing. I-I'm not gonna hand you anything ever again, Rick! Rick: Morty, that's such a poor use of my time. You know, like, maybe make some sort of love potion or something? Well, I was thinking, you know, w-w could you make some sort of chemical thing happen inside of Jessica's mind, you know, so where she falls in love with me and all that sort of thing?

Y-y-you know how you said that, you know, love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier? I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty. Rick: Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh? Morty: All right, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. I barely have a reason to care, and even inoticed. Rick: Jerry, it's your house whatever you say it is is how it is but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty. Rick: Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. Jerry: I beg your pardon, Rick inappropriate. I thought Rick: 'i should get her pregnant, and then she'll have to marry me.' Jerry: Ah, well, I remember feeling that way about a young lady named 'your mom,' and that's not an urban diss. You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now, but you'll be getting girls sometime after brad's out of shape. You don't see me going to a bigger school in a wealthier district and hitting on their prettiest girl. Morty: you don't bring dead babies to passover. The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. I don't know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home.

I'm very much in charge reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. Principal v*g1n* here don't let the name fool you.

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